Friday

On the evening of January 14th, 2010. No. On the evening of January 14th, 2011, Kevin Michael Christy spent two and one half hours trying to decide what book to read. He read half a fairytale, but realized he'd already read it and stopped. He gave up on books. He tried to take a poo ("where did he try to take it?"), but was unsuccesful ("it stayed where it was, untaken"). He thought, "In the movies, the lesbians usually end up unhappy. That doesn't seem fair, does it?" His question was unanswered. The dog thought Jeremy Irons was an intruder, but Jeremy Irons was just the narrator.

It was Friday when he started, but Saturday when he went he stopped. Nothing changed but it was called something different.

(the sleeping part is assumed, because it has not happened yet)